Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Welshite 39
Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.
Welshite 39
No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.
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Comments (135)
gblogbd 9
Tell him to close his eyes
Ki11erC 18
I didn't unmark all the downvoted comments but, what's the face? Tbh I can't see that being a turn off anyway, success kid meme should be here.
mechaix101 2
I bet his face is just as bad!
sam2006 4
Tell him next time take a pic of it. Anyway sorry for that
PainOfDemise 11
Just have him take you from behind.
ostfaiz 18
make some adjustments to your bedswitch, so that while approaching your face making stage you can control the light!
heyithinkyourhot 12
Omg wow, haha. It can't be THAT bad.
PassiveAggresive 12
If he doesn't like it, tell him to close his eyes!
mattrd_fml 31
At least you ******. A lot of women can't even achieve one or can't get there before the guy does.
kacironi 13
it's better than him saying it scares him