Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Welshite 39
Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.
Welshite 39
No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.
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Comments (135)
Dick_diamond 22
Hate to be the one breaking this to you, but apparently you're a butter face. I see plastic surgery in your future..
Pixiecrack 11
Watch a porno then practice making that face it's a lot hotter and guys tend to get off easier when u look like a **** star ;)
MzZombicidal 36
What awful advice. If her boyfriend can't even properly make love to her because of a face she makes, she definitely shouldn't try to take pointers from ****...
lasagnanarcotics 14
You guys cum at the same exact time? I call bullshit.
Animated_Lunch 11
I'm sorry for being a male, but a weird ****** face ruins intercourse.
Animated_Lunch 11
But if you do truly love someone then you would be able to finish regardless.
Axel5238 29
"Sex is a joke up there in heaven? From my understanding it's a joke down here too. For example there is nothing funnier than the faces you people make mid coitus". Seriously though OP, sorry that happened not something you can really control. It's terrible when it's something can't change and it's brought up in a insensitive way and some people are horrible at trying to hide their reaction out of respect for the others feelings. I'm sure well make funny faces during sex at some point. Though, I suspect like some men he's gotten so used to seeing what is done in **** his ideas of sex might not be with in reality.
Xalasha 16
Why are there so many YDIs on this FML? Trust me when I say that when a woman is truly having an ****** the last thing on her mind is controlling her facial expression.
Axel5238 29
Unfortunately some think it is something you can control or that **** is what real sex looks like. Also, they think college is like animal house or pcu (depending on your choice of school and/or grades this may be the case sometimes). Art may imitate life or the other way around, but very rarely is it something fun. Usually, it's accidental.
ThepurpleCow 19
Duck tape fixes everything. Right?
SigneGT 11
Mine went "we can never again have sex other than from behind. I just don't enjoy your face." Dumped that ********
captain_kirky 12
kinda makes me wonder what kind of face you make