Money, ACAB, Bikes and Cops: Mandatory BIKES!

Mandatory BIKES!

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 16:00

Today, I wanted to experience the free breeze while riding on my bike, so I skipped wearing a helmet for the first time in a long while. I got fined just two minutes after. FML

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By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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You deserved it 309

By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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You deserved it 137

By donny31459 - 10/08/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML

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You deserved it 3 958

By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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Thaylok 17

Wednesday 30 November 2022 23:58

My only complaint is that someone felt the need to legislate common sense. Thereby causing a new revenue stream to be generated. Sux you were ticketed!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 December 2022 15:39

You might be right. The next line is about a saxophonist playing in a coal mine that I own. "Blowing like a jazzman in my mine." Are you saying that might be wrong?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 November 2022 18:08

Kids today don't know their Seals & Croft lyrics from the 70s. "Summer breeze makes me feel fine." Sorry you had to feel the fine instead of just taking their word for it.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 30 November 2022 23:55

No, no, you’re mishearing it. “Summer breeze makes me feel fined.” All those concerns over subliminal lyrics were right!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 December 2022 15:39

You might be right. The next line is about a saxophonist playing in a coal mine that I own. "Blowing like a jazzman in my mine." Are you saying that might be wrong?

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 30 November 2022 23:58

My only complaint is that someone felt the need to legislate common sense. Thereby causing a new revenue stream to be generated. Sux you were ticketed!