Love, Mother in law and Break-ups: Sussy baka

Sussy baka

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 04:59

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I get along with her mother just fine. Apparently, it’s not natural for a son-in-law and mother-in-law to get along this well, we should hate each other on principle, so liking each other just fine is somehow majorly suspicious and she can’t trust me. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By rert - 16/07/2019 06:00

Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML

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Hissy fit incoming!

By bad friend - 22/10/2019 05:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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Not the sharpest tool

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 17:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me. So she broke up with me first. FML

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123Puppy 33

Monday 24 January 2022 5:09

She sounds stupid.

spinningrecords 14

Monday 24 January 2022 14:48

If she uses that kind of logic you dodged a bullet. The future would get significantly worse.

Comments

123Puppy 33

Monday 24 January 2022 5:09

She sounds stupid.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 January 2022 7:31

Sounds about right. She thinks maybe you might be into her. You're supposed to treat her mom with polite contempt.

spinningrecords 14

Monday 24 January 2022 14:48

If she uses that kind of logic you dodged a bullet. The future would get significantly worse.

electraliv 13

Tuesday 25 January 2022 0:32

Sounds like she has some trauma via previous relationships. Maybe talk to her about why she feels this way?

Jesse Duff 15

Tuesday 25 January 2022 1:12

**** the mom, becoming her father

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 25 January 2022 3:32

You can always go out with the mom, if only to make her feel like she was right.

arioch_fml 20

Tuesday 25 January 2022 4:31

Does her name happen to be Stacy?

snegec 7

Friday 28 January 2022 10:17

As someone else mentioned, you dodged a bullet there.

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