Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
truckdriver321 3
Wow
nevergiveinever 19
That bitch! My friends from my old town did the same thing when me and my last boyfriend broke up. I basically just said " bitches you can HAVE him! He's just going to do the same shit he did to me so have fun while he cheats and lies his way out of everything ;)"
nix1993 41
That's a really low thing to do on your cousins part... Yeah it was assholeish (I know that's not a word, but I like it anyway) of your boyfriend to go after your cousin, but she should have known better. She should have at least been up-front with you about it. Not cool.
mylittlesecret 0
At least it wasnt 4 hours later and he was back with the girl he broke up with to go out with you an the one he always complains about....to you.
mookiemookie01 24
Your cousin isn't very nice
delightfultwist 5
beat her ass
gardenwhipped3 14
if you happen to feel vindictive, just mention something casually about her baby in front of her mom. Then act like it was a secret.
alybsox 4
She probably convinced him to break up with you.
hiandrews69 29
Don't worry, op. Home wreckers always get theirs.
erbearian 6
BITCH ALERT