Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
KingCeltic77 18
FYL OP. Family shouldn't do that to each other.
pl1992 5
At least she's keeping it in the family lmao
ObeyAlliance 7
No.
perdix 29
He lasted a whole month with you? I read two sentences by you, and I feel like I'm stuck in "Inception!" I've got a headache. On the other hand, it looks like your cousin puts the "Ho" in Ho Chi Minh City.
TheMathMajor 26
I think she means he's been her ex for a month...
perdix 29
#20, you figured that out? I guess that's why you're the math major and I'm just a dumb ol' engineer. So, if she's the new girlfriend, and he broke up with the OP a month ago, do we know that the cousin overlapped the OP? How long was the OP with the boyfriend before they broke up? Did the cousin steal him? My poor pea brain reels! Maybe you can help me decipher the timeline of the this love triangle, O math goddess!
TheMathMajor 26
Jeez, who pissed I'm your Cheerios?
TheMathMajor 26
*in
pabst4america 1
God you try too hard
sleepinginclass 8
I also read it that they were together for a month. Was wondering why she has been crying for weeks over a month long relationship.
FMLKitten 15
Perdix, if you're a "dumb ol' engineer", then I'm clearly overestimating my smartness.
perdix 29
#103, you read my comment wrong. I was not trying to be sarcastic, I was looking for your help. I clearly glossed over the EX-boyfriend part in the first place and was wondering how you saw the events unfolding.
TheMathMajor 26
Not sarcastic my ass. I may be a math major, but I'm also literate. That was dripping with sarcasm.
perdix 29
#131, hahaha, ok, but I was just trying to be humorous, not pissy. I thought it would be funny, though, if you used your math skills to figure out what's going on. I'll bet you could used game theory and probability to rate the likelihood of various scenarios, followed by a big QED.
TheMathMajor 26
Oooooh, gotcha ;) Sorry I ruined it.
freshberries22 17
This is one of those times where a good old fashioned "stomp that bitches face into the ground" is in order. It's one thing for a friend to do it but your own cousin that's just horrible.
Inediblepeaches 15
Bitchbitchmcbitchitybitchbitch :3 sorry, i had to.... You can thumb me down now :c
lyskiss 10
Your picture of the crazed pony goes well with your comment.
Inediblepeaches 15
I actually was and still am going to change it, so your reply may no longer be valid :3
misspulkadot24 17
Some girls are so desperate they will stomp all over anyone, even family, just to get a guys attention. Sad and immature.
DocBastard 38
Apparently your dumbass cousin forgot that whole "blood is thicker than water" thing. Maybe you should prove it to her.
JustDerpin 11
I like the way you think, Doc
rs89 20
Yes. let's do the literal experiment by cutting her and using her blood to weigh in with water. I like the sound of that.
florido_fml 10
Move on
ebonyirony 29
they dated for a month.
mpalmiter 0
Please see my earlier comment. Sheesh
ObeyStudKing 4
Ratchet
Missusluv313 9
Never confide in a female; they're scandalous! And that was her plan from the beginning. She was just waiting fir get chance to pounce. P.S. I know ALL females aren't like that, but a lot of us are.
Missusluv313 9
Sorry folks! That should be *for her*. It won't happen again. :-)
ajnorma 16
No a lot of us aren't like that.. Not every girl is just waiting to steal someone's boyfriend. If they are they are bitches.
Missusluv313 9
No, I was referring to the mistake I made with the words I corrected. And also, my comment wasn't idiotic, it was my opinion. Have you ever heard of that? I don't care that you don't agree, I'm still gonna feel that way. And I never said all females are waiting to do that, I said they're scandalous. Big difference. Calling women bitches is ok, but scandalous isn't? Fine with me.