Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
spacetravel 1
And who are you to define what is and isn't immoral and unethical? I think it IS immoral and unethical for both the ex and the cousin to date each other.
Karmasabiych 7
I'm so sorry about that! Honestly you should bitch slap here but that's just me
dominic1221 6
Nice pure theory there, but it's obvious the cousin was getting in on this even before the breakup. Either way, she should've been up-front about it from the beginning. Obvious manipulation going on there. By the way, your Meyers-Briggs personality type is irrelevant, and it's not like the system isn't fundamentally flawed anyway.
firethief21 4
it was only a one month relationship, get over it and him as well if this is how its ending up. and as for your so called friend you would be better off without her in your life
linnie_wesker 20
I don't think she meant they were only dating for a month, I'm pretty sure she meant they broke up a month ago.
Supernovas_Child 13
Nope, she clearly states he was her "boyfriend of a month"
nix1993 41
Ehm no, she clearly states he was her 'ex-boyfriend of a month'... to me and almost everyone else on here, that means that he has been her ex-boyfriend for a month
zoereevex 7
Hah same exact thing happened to me. Except it was a "good friend" instead of a cousin.
Natalle11 6
My ex got a girlfriend the day after we broke-up.
xtina1990 1
That happened to me too!
candy4567 3
Stop whining it was only a month
Supernovas_Child 13
I don't see what the big deal is here. I mean, it was just a month. You didn't even really have time to be in love with him. I know it must seem like the end of the world, but it's really not. Just move on, you'll find a much better guy.
wubbazugg 5
Oh no, a month! Your whole lives were SET! How could he?? -.- get over it.. By gettin on someone else!