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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
mpalmiter 0
I see some people on here need a happy pill.
fernandooo 0
I agree, I mean, look on the brightside:) he could have left OP for his own cousin :)
llmarilyn 4
It happens :/ it's gona be hard to trust again. But you know? If he was you're the one then that wouldn't have happened by him datin you're cousin. Just pretend to be happy :p
bubbly0 1
yeah same thing happened to me except it was my BFF of 13 years. just forget about her, she's not worth your time or good enough for you
CamdenMarie 6
I'm sorry, OP. But you know what? Now is a good time to just be by yourself, don't date for a little bit, it'll do you good. Personally, I don't date at all, I don't want to get married and my last relationship was four years ago. I love it this way, and maybe some alone time will help you too.
Mycman100 7
slutty **** bitch. you are better off.
bell1994 8
I hate to be an asshole, but if you were only together a month then get over it. Maybe it sucks you got screwed by your cousin but the Guy shouldn't really be a big deal at this point. He seems like a douchebag anyways
mpalmiter 0
107- Pay attention. They had only been broken up for a month. Did you even bother reading the other posts?
StanSmith2013 26
Threesome?
mouras 5
"listening to my tears fall"? Dramatic much?
sashasharee 4
I know how that goes! My BFF started dating my husband while we were separated! I can't stand the site of either of them!
fernandooo 0
'douchebaggery' - I like that. I may use it.