Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
G_of_teh_T 3
why dont you think about it for a second? she could jave had feelings for him all along, but because of you she has to never ever be with him? i ******* hate people like you. go to hell. you should be gratefull she even listens to you.
missmeg6188 4
That sucks. My husband ran off with my cousin to another state. But it's ok. Karma came back and now they are both in jail for Beating each other. :)
kms1777 6
I would disown her as my cousin. But that's just me...
EnterSandman_fml 20
Come on 2, don't damage the poor car for the cousin. This requires something more imaginative, like covering the cousin in honey and unleashing fire ants on her. Cars get damaged and provide evidence. With any luck the ants will devour all of the evidence with this method. NOTE: This is a joke. No need to take it seriously. Just laugh at it (or stare blankly at it) and move on.
emag_eht 18
60- *site I'm pretty sure they know it's a joke. That's why they added on to it. Some FMLs have "prudish" comments others don't. Nobody's here to cater(sp?) to your need for humor.
TwisterF14 1
Meaning he was your bf for a month or ex for a month? If option one, get over it since it was only a month. If option two, your cousin is a bitch.
mskimbelinapham 5
People are shady smh
YoursTru1yXo 0
Fake ass
mpalmiter 0
More proof that family will stab you in the back quicker than anyone else. I'm so sorry that happened to you OP. FYL
Jinxx7 0
Wow, great family -____-