Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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Comments (168)
shadow2903 11
How do you listen to tears falling? She's got some damn good eyesight if so...
Enslaved 36
Are you saying you listen with your eyesight or are you high?:P
gczizza1997 15
No joke go to her with a thing of lomaine in your hand and say "oh your dating my ex? I'm eating Chinese. You want those left overs too?" that will show her.
GothickNihilist 15
I can't tell who is more of a worthless sack of shit, your ex or your cousin. Just ignore them and tell them to rot in a festering hell hole. Or you can ignore them for eternity . I hope you can find someone better . Good luck in your next relationship.
GothickNihilist 15
I disagree with you, only because of a debilitating injury I sustained. May I suggest an iron maiden, or disembowelment .
Grimmerie 31
Those must be some noisy tears.
HappyBlackGuy 1
Wow callin your cousin a bitch would be an understatement
rainbowteehee 6
Your boy friend is a hoe
menacingsprite 3
Been there. My cousin did the same crap to me. I never forgave her for it and probably won't ever trust her again. Chin up OP this too shall pass.
Blahblah9921 4
damn!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Well she's been aptly warned. The good news is you know she's not trustworthy and not to confide in her anymore.