Love and Awkward: Mommy's bravest little boy

Mommy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of 9 months asked me to park in a parallel street from where he lives when dropping him off. Why? Because his mom might see me. He's 32. FML

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Mummy's boy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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ahabsfan 15

Tuesday 19 May 2020 21:04

That’s a red flag. You two need to have a chat about your relationship.

grunge 14

Tuesday 19 May 2020 23:13

Probably not afraid of his mom but his wife ..

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sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 24 May 2020 19:50

Hey!, I did the same thing, although I was 29. The girl at that time didn’t appreciate that thou

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