Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
xRezSynn 15
That's just....disgusting... I don't get why the mom still do that, and why in a park...for a 8 year old...
hanymandy 6
Ewe!!
debbster7 18
You ripped that off from the movie Grown Ups...
DeathBunny218 37
I just searched for the clip and, if it's the correct one, nothing like that is said in the film. If you're saying the idea of a grown child breast-feeding was created for Grown Ups it wasn't, it occurs in real life all too often.
PoisonedLiquor 17
What the ****...
buckdharma 37
The mother sounds too lazy to pack a lunch.
RedPillSucks 31
If the kid is old enough to articulate the need for breast milk, they're too old for it. *said with a posh british accent* "Mother, may I please have a dab of your breast milk, along with some Grey Poupon"
f2_fml 8
haha weird...but how does this affect your life?....
ami200485 14
What a freak!
athos1237 4
Try minding your own business it has zero impact on your life. Neither FYL nor YDI it just is.
everton99 16
It's little Robert from Game of Thrones!