By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
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At least he wants something to do with the baby.

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.


Raleigh_bruh 7

Your boyfriend has a weird sense of humor?

would be an fml if u woke up to dash maka over your stomach an him holding a knife

#6 it looks like someone poured you into that outfit.....and then they forgot to stop pouring

i think it's cute.

Jessi2487 0

weird is not a strong enough word

It'sa me, baby Mario!

Kimberly_Isabel 7

I don't think your life sucks. You BF just cute and funny.

iSitt 0

so he's happy to be a daddy that's admirable

justin_brdfrd 0

lmao at #8

so #6 is the same fat kid who keeps killing me on COD. fat nerds need lives outside video games

baby mario doesnnt have a mustache

42 your comment gave me a really good laugh!

runtothehills 0

hey, everthpught that they where OVER 20? i meen what aren't would let there daughters boyfriend come in at 8am ish and wright on there daughters stomach. they probably have their own place. think a bit

runtothehills 0

what parent* I ment to say

TaylorTotsYumm 10

I predict a full on abortion debate in the near future.

marie93uso 0

#8 I honestly thought that's where this fml was gonna go :) aww I think that's kinda sweet! at least he wants his baby!

just be fucking happy he wants to be there instead of running off, fucking bitches!!

103- exactly, I agree. be thankful op!

hoodiegurl 0

ahah win

deuce8301 2

that is pretty funny. I don't think it's weird. he could have kicked in the stomach upon hearing the word pregnant. that would have been a fml. I have 2 kids and they are awesome. I'm 27 btw fuckers.

supernice 0

no one else finds it sad that our generation thinks it's normal to be more happy that he stayed then that they are having a child together?

GravyTrain918 6

6 is hot

organisedchaos again speaks the truth.

hannahpie45 0

this wouldn't be a fyl, it be f the babys life instead, for having an idiot father

amerrah 4

Calm Down #94! Geez, did someone shit in your mailbox this morning or something?! Thats terrible to tell someone to get an abortion, especially since you dont know them. Maybe her bf would feel awkward just talking to her stomach. So he would draw a face on to be more comfortable. And talking to the baby while in the womb promotes brain development ^^

arc794 0

Well I hope it's a boy.

supernice 0

how is this f the babys life, because his/her dad has a sense of humor? I mean really, maybe she would be upset because she now has a face drawn on her bit that really is not bad.

Cody 1992 your fat!!!!!!!!!

LOL @49. but yeah, i think that's funny. :] it's cute that he's talking to the baby in your tummy, haha.

that's going to be one fugly daughter for you two.

claudiame 0

wow what's with the pic?

MXavierT 0

This will be an fml when the face talks back.

wow #94. I think you forgot your meds today dude.

kittykataclysm 0

lmao he's a good bf :)

Thunderbender 2

Runtothehills need to run to the hills. . . and stay there.

dear god 94, stfu. Perhaps you are one of the 'sack-of-shit' children you mentioned.

MissLadyLuck15 7

Damn :)

izumi_fml 0

hey guess what reported ... and i think its cute

Out of that ENTIRE post, you decided to only correct THAT word?

YouNoGoodAtThisD 0

This isn't bad. At all.

I agree this isn't bad at all. so your boyfriend has a sence on humor? it's pretty much impossible for babies to have facial hair (in some rare cases they may have a bit of like "peach fuzz" but it's just a face so he isn't talking to your stomach. give your bf a break op he sounds like a great guy

imthatguythatdid 0

OP do u have a problem with mustaches? if so plz redirect your attention to my pic :)

sk8rchick97 0

haha that's not bad that's kinda cute at least he gives a damn about u and the baby and he didn't just leave u when he found out god give him a break!

22cute 17

Agreed, that's super cute! He will make a great Dad. You? Not so much a great parent.

SomeRussianGirl 3

That actually made me laugh lol.

That's cute! Why can't people post real fmls? This is actually adorable

marinlabyrinth 0

How the fuck is this an FML? And why are all of these types whiny girlfriends complaining about so and so doing something funny during sex and such

kaijapapaya 0

I wonder if they have something funny happen to them and think "this would make such a great fml story" just to get published. I think i'd like a boyfriend like this.

I agree with this 100%. A lot of the women here either need to lighten up or stop deliberately and intentionally using FML to post amusing, non-fucked-up stories about their boyfriend.

I'd love a boyfriend like this! at least his welcoming the idea of a baby, & talking to it?

hellokinky2 0

how is this a fml???

nawww it's cute op. get something real to complain about!

4, I was wondering the same thing. it's more like, "my boyfriend has a sense of humor,fml"

I agree at least he's being supportive and not just legging it- that Is unless he ACTUALLY beloved your child will have a mustache

Lisimal 7


itz_towelie 6

haha pretty funny

goingdown_fml 0

9 if its towelie, then what up with the superman bunny!?

yes poor OP, her boyfriend is wanting to be involved with her pregnancy, I can see how she's feeling like thats an FML. . . . thats sarcasm for you idiots out there. . .

RebeccaWvvv 0

Not even an FML. Sounds funny; I would've laughed. Damn you're uptight.

HippyChildDaisy 0

I agree. I think its kinda cute he did that. At least he didnt freak out and dump you, or deny the baby.

I hope it had a big handlebar mustache like Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood

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Well then you suck.

Why? It's not even that bad, at least he didn't leave her.

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nobody would need a moustache drawn on it, since OP's bf had A SENCE OF HUMOR he decided to draw a moustache. I draw moustaches on all my animal drawings just to be cute

monnanon 13

Even if he was being serious at least he is trying to bond. Men dont get the physical things in pregnancy like the kicking and movement so for them it is very hard to be attatched to something that, apart from a few scans, they dont really have much evidence of. Even if they manage to catch a kick thru their other halves stomach its not the same thing. If she has just told him she wont have a bump yet either so its just his way of connecting with his child and injecting a bit of humour into something life changing

Woah! The hostility is overwhelming. I didn't say it was sad if he WANTED to do it. It's cute. I said it was sad if he NEEDED to do it. Gosh people, learn the difference between wanting and needing. And, I don't think my comment warranted cussing at me. Grow up people. What are you, so uncivilized you can't contradict someone's opinion without using profanity. Are you a brooding teen? Geez...

notyourallie 0

How is this an FML? At least he's excited about the baby and didn't dump you, which judging by your uptight attitude he should have. Lighten up lady, especially if you're going to have a kid.