Today, I live in an area and age where girls hang out with party promoters past their mid-20s, who have been texting them since they were in high school. Apparently, these men who get young girls intoxicated are not dangerous people. Yet, these same girls spew the same feminist crap on instagram. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I went out for drinks with two 18 year-old girls and a 30 year-old woman. I'm 53, and wanted to hook up with the 30 year-old. She got drunk after an hour and went home in a taxi, meanwhile the two 18 year-olds drank me under the table. I'm sat with them trying to sober up so I can walk home. FML
Today, every girl i've ever been interested in will not text me back or follow up. I barely had any luck back in high school. I thought it would get better. Is this what dating is like in the mid-20's? FML
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
Today, my friends were criticizing me, a 36 year-old man hitting on a 22 year-old I met at a bar. I brought up that she’s a consenting adult. One of them responded, “Dude, the year she was born, you were old enough to jerk off and your voice was dropping… isn’t that a turnoff for you?” FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
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Top comments
dreams2383 20
I'm sorry I don't understand the fml. are you mad because women seem to ignore you?
Hangryko 32
You've lost any and all credibility for saying "feminist crap." Gee, I wonder why you're single?
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Comments (6)
dreams2383 20
I'm sorry I don't understand the fml. are you mad because women seem to ignore you?
Hangryko 32
You've lost any and all credibility for saying "feminist crap." Gee, I wonder why you're single?
delicious 7
Because females only want shitty guys who buy them things and have loads of money. Nice guys don’t stand a chance
haydenhades 21
lol
Nazmazh 18
Thoughts while reading: "Scummy, but not really about you.... Again, scummy, but not really about you. ...Oh. You just wish you were as scummy as those scumbags? Is that what this is about? Not actually about the well-being of young women that have been groomed and preyed upon, just wishing you perhaps could have done the preying yourself - If only in a manner more suitable to your personal tastes? Yeah, no, you're a jackass."
Rake 18
It's their choice. that is exactly what feminism is about. Not having people like you criticism them because you don't believe it's female worthy behaviour