Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
Nergalszarsur 3
You're just kidding, aren't You.. I have a 7 year old brother so I guess I could imagine how it looked... omfg
perdix 29
I think everyone's missing the point here -- it would have been fine if she had nice *******!
rhysfucker 24
"Me, Myself, and Irene"....Jim Carey with a milk mustache. What a great visual, and a nice breast! Now I'm all thirsty...
slingo234 12
My 3 year old walked over to a lady feeding her 5 year old and told her "put the boobie-milk away"
sharklover 2
You must be so proud to have raised such a disrespectful child:)
sjonnemans 3
And you condone that behavior of your child? I have a bigger problem with the way you parent then with a breastfeeding mom
Ashley_Radke 13
And you're proud of that?
Mookiisfabulous 15
That's horrible!
brittbrattmac 1
That's not that bad. I know a family that was breast feeding till they were in their teens. But no matter. How does it effect you?
Cupcake040 17
ew
BeepBeepSwerve 9
er ..da fuq?
gregkingsley 4
Have you seen the price of milk these days? Blame the economy Jk
BlackPhenom 9
Poor kid's gonna get bullied so much in school if that gets out.
asherah14 7
I've never heard the natural weaning for humans is 4-7 years. If that is true, then why do most women stop producing milk long before 4-7 years?
AJDanko 7
They stop producing Because they stop breastfeeding.
cbcorky 24
For most woman, as long as you keep feeding and pumping every 2-4 hours, your milk will keep producing. It stops producing when it's not 'used' as often. Most woman I know stop breast feeding by the time her child is 1 at the latest. I do agree that breast feeding at 8 is a little out there. If you choose to do that, do it at home. I can understand breast feeding babies in public since it's their only means of eating, but once they start eating other foods, breast feeding in public just seems wrong.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
#55 I disagree> as long as your child is breastfed, there is nothing wrong with doing it in public, even if they are already having solid food. Stop seeing breastfeeding as something that you should do in private. Boobs are there to feed children. It’s nothing shameful.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
#47 > as long as a woman pumps her milk, she can breastfeed. Women can breastfeed even if they were not pregnant in the first place, it will take more time and more stimulation but it is possible. Upper class women a few centuries ago had wet nurses. These women were in charge of feeding the babies, and they were not necessarily recently mothers.
TheDrifter 23
No, they just continued breastfeeding other children once theirs were done. Just because a woman can doesn't mean a cold should. Even in the dark ages people understood that overly extended breastfeeding was harmful to a child's GI development. Infantilizing developing children to fulfill the mother's desire for them to remain babies is not mentally healthy behavior.
Cupcake040 17
breastmilk doesn't stop till the woman stops breastfeeding, it'll just keep going till she stops feeding......yet there's some women that just don't produce any milk at all in which there's some group thing where people can 'trade/donate' breastmilk to those who can't produce (I saw it on that Rosie Pope show)
EverdreamOfMe 24
How about you stop telling people how to see things?
whY402Jay 12
Some people have "interesting" ways of raising children.
_Stricks 10
It's not really an FML for you, sure your a little scarred but imagine how that parent feels!!
charvisioku 22
What, you mean the parent who's clearly allowed her child to grow up thinking it's normal to still breastfeed at 8 years old? Nope, can't see what you're getting at.
icepick23 12
That was not his mother. It was his hot neighbor. The kid just has some major game...