Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
Relenaz 9
"I agree, your life sucks" (No pun intended). xD
xzavyur 10
So, Game of Thrones isn't that different from the real world..
xsarax_fml 10
Even if it was a small child, it's still not ok for the mom to do it in public. But yea this mother definitely has some issues. You would think some things are obvious, like don't breastfeed your kid if they're in the 3rd grade.
_1296 10
I'm sorry, maybe I'm just a bit lost here but how exactly is this fyl? She isn't breast feeding you , right?
silence_isloudx3 5
That's not an FML, that's complaining about someone doing shit you're against. Who the **** cares. Just don't look. I'll give you, I find it quite disturbing as well, but do you really feel the need to post it online
_1296 10
Exactly. Not an fml people!!
countryrose92 23
Eww....
Steve95401 49
Breast feeding schoolage children is a growing trend and it was a cover story in Time Magazine last year. It seems kind of odd, but to each their own.
MEM0817 18
**** your life? No, more like **** that child's life... Lol seriously.
irtlw 1
In some countries the only food option for a 7 year old is breastmilk
RedPillSucks 31
Australia...
trollburger_fml 4
The economy is hard. Perhaps it was little Timmies lunch.
EverdreamOfMe 24
If so, she should have put it in something.