Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
asherm 15
Yeah, I'm all for breast milk, but that's too old! If the kid can drink from a cup, I say pump and dump.
charliewhippet 9
Why do people always think breastfeeding is incestuous / pedophilic, and wil cause the child to become a "psycho"? First, breastfeeding is NOT SEXUAL. It's what breasts were designed for, it's just that our over-sexualised society has changed the way we see them. Second, find me one single psychopathic murderer who was breastfed. Bet you can't!
Heythereguys 8
if you check above I was defending breastfeeding, but at this age it could cause severe personality disorders and may cause an unnatural sexual attachment to the mother. most psychopaths have similar relationships with their mothers. I never said that the child would but if he/she developed these issues then they could become a psycho. oh and by the way please don't speak unless you are going to say something reasonable. don't let your obsession with defending breastfeeding cause you to look like an ass.
Aelita_Jezebelle 1
The ignorance of your comment strikes me. Find you one psychopathic murderer who was breastfed? Only one? Oh, I'm sure a good number of them were, considering the percentage of mothers who breastfeed their children as opposed to those who don't is nearly 50/50...nearly...The percentage of those that do is slightly higher. Not saying that breastfeeding does cause your child to grow into a "psycho"...Not saying that at all. Actually, that notion sounds even more ridiculous than your implication that breastfeeding magically keeps your kid from becoming a psychopath. Here's another little fact for you, psychopathy is a mental disorder present from birth, so it doesn't matter whether you breastfeed them or not. If they're born a psychopath, they're born a psychopath, and there's nothing you can do about it except try to cope with it.
singingfreak525 8
Vaginas were really just designed for pushing out babies, but our society has somehow made them ~sexual too. Poor misunderstood body parts. It would be impossible to consider that they might have more than one function!
Heythereguys 8
sorry not trying to be rude but too many people talk before thinking
Heythereguys 8
sorry kinda new was trying to edit this onto my reply. please be kind :(
beautycrush495 10
It's a new fad every since they put the magazine cover with the mom breast feeding her son as he stood on a stool to reach her breast. Talk about overboard
Chris20003 17
Sheesh and I thought 4 was bad, I think when they can unhook your bra and say they are hungry stop there.
drewflav 17
264, I suspect lesbians would agree with 13 as well. Lesbians aren't men so your point is completely invalid. If you find them painful, wear a better bra or have them surgically removed.
rhevenge 19
life is a beautiful thing. i would never breast feed that long but more power to that lady
shaymaa1985 3
Oh my god that is just disturbing! I have a 3 year old and It would be weird nursing him.
meintx 9
That's only like 96 months ;-/
Cryogenix 12
That's just disgusting. I am all for babies being breastfed, but do it so no one sees anything, and don't do it for a kid that can stand up while they eat. And to the ones saying that feeding in the bathroom is stupid, come on. It's not like the kid is eating off of the toilet. They put their mouth on Mommys boob, which has been in her bra under her shirt. You're being ridiculous.