Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
Motorcycleguy24 6
I bet he is gettin more boob then you haha
StanSmith2013 26
If he is eight, the colostrum isn't gonna do anything for him. What is your view DocBastard?
KingCeltic77 18
It reminds me of Grown Ups. "How old is he?" "48 months." "Mommy I want some of her milk."
happyperson1234 7
I'm not against breast feeding but when the kid is 8 it's time to stop
Heythereguys 8
ok just to put this out there breast pumps are very uncomfortable. also some children have problems taking to a bottle and what about those who are allergic to the materials. also womens breast milk is responsible for protecting the child from diseases. for like the first year or so an infant's imune sistem comes from the mother. another thing breast feeding is just like eatin g so why dont you guys eat in your house not out in public. i mean being offended by breast feeding is you assuming that your tender feelings are more inportent that the wellfair of the mother and child doing the feeding. most women who do this are considerate and try to be discreet so why do you feel the need to terrorize these women. i would personally beat the **** out of someone if they came up to my wife and child screaming about public indecency (and believe me i have seen people to this until the woman ran crying).
Barbelo 3
8 year old. Immune system argument is no longer valid at that age. Consider the possibility the Mother might be emotionally damaging the kid for her own need to be wanted and needed. Now, I repeat: 8 year old. This is an FML not a defend the boob pushers, have a laugh move on to the next fool!
Mookiisfabulous 15
Actually how does op knows that the kid is 8? I know some three or four year olds looking 8 years old! What he do, go up and asked? I highly doubt it.
Satoaoi 13
nasteh
kalbrek009 20
Wow, that's just crazy...not being judgmental, I couldn't care less if a mom breast feeds her INFANT newborn on up to 1 yr old BABY in public..it's just that above 1 yr of age it should NOT be done in a public place as it looks more like too lazy/cheap to make/buy food for the child or an incestuous pedo mom proving she can get away with such in public...what's next, moms or dads holding their 10 yr old's penis for him while he pees in the urinal @ a public restroom? This is why I have little faith (if any left) in humanity...just saying.
Barbelo 3
Suggestion: Give the kid a drink in a bottle and a Rubik's Cube, not shove a nipple down it's throat. Raise it's IQ, not the mother's arousal and emotional disturbances to be needed. Hell, how things like this found their way into the gene pool is beyond me... Time for a bloody global population enema, clean out the bad shit and all that jazz. That kid ain't gonna amount to shit in life, wasted resources. Zoo animals have more worth as an educational entertainment for people.
Heythereguys 8
sorry on my phone cant reply so 298- i wasnt particularly talking about this fml i was answering to everybody who gets their undies in a bunch about mothers breast feeding their infants in public. they seem to be crawling out of the floor boards. in reply to the fml i think this child is going to end up a psychopath. most of them have mother problems, and im not saying theyy absolutly will but they will be more likely to.
jennuhm 4
Was she hurting you? Prob not...her life her choices. Mind ya damn business