Anonymous
Mommy Issues
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
TitMunch
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
A day to remember
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
bride
United States
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
gamerguru13
New York, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Angelica
Canada
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Wtmcisdis
Douglasville, United States
What did you do?
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Top comments
Madrias 36
No doubt the monster-in-law did that one on purpose. Hopefully the rest of your wedding day was better.
RichardPencil 32
What a great metaphor for your future! Your mother-in-law is gonna yank the shit out of you for years!
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Comments (16)
WHSKitty 7
Who lets anyone - even self - put a corset that tight? You can cause critical damage to internal organs that way! (1000 Ways to Die #578.)
Gandhi Suryadevara 6
so the whole aisle got a new color
Justin Allan Bannister 9
oopsie poopsie
shannon2348 14
I think the only way that could happen is if you had to shit to begin with. I think you're blaming her for your mistake. ydi