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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco
Why didn't you make the first move?
This sounds like something I would do by accident. FYL
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Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan. Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.
She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"