Today, my boyfriend of one week kissed my stomach and began speaking to our "baby." We haven't had sex yet. In fact, I'm still a virgin. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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Chazzster 29
Make sure you get on birth control ASAP. He intends to make you pregnant if you stay together. That’s not a good idea.
tounces7 27
So, tone matters here, he's either really creepy, or he was just joking around.
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tounces7 27
So, tone matters here, he's either really creepy, or he was just joking around.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Bruh his tone could be the lightest friendliest shit but unless she made a food baby joke right before this ain’t good no matter what. Lol
RichardPencil 30
He's just talking to your uterus, trying to curry favor with it. Also, he's seeing if it's a suitable place to deposit his seed. Seems totally normal.
Chazzster 29
Make sure you get on birth control ASAP. He intends to make you pregnant if you stay together. That’s not a good idea.
Chandl3r 9
Someone else in the comments mentioned context and I complete agree with them, I'm ADHD/Aspergers and I even know that that's either a joke, or such a red flag you gotta GTFO there faster than road runner.
John Raymond Matheney 6
if it's a joke it's a bad one, if it's not he's either stupid or spends alot of time outside your window with his pants down, either way walk away
Fata Morgana 1029 9
Run like hell. This is NOT normal. This is NOT okay. And for the love of God, do NOT sleep with this creeper.
soniles 7
On response to everyone else's comments, I would personally just say to talk to the guy. If he sees children in his foreseeable future, discuss that. Explain your side of things, whether or not you want them now or later if at all. If you're thinking about a relationship with him, it's definitely worth talking about. Communication is the key to everything.
Hangryko 31
@soniles - Nah, she should gtfo of that.
831curmudgeon 7
Run. Run fast. Run far.
KingAdrock 16
RUN.
randybryant799 20
If that's not a red flag then I don't know what it s.