Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Mixed signals

Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan. Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.

haileyrows 26

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"

Comments

ItsDutch 16

Sunday 19 April 2015 9:54

Can you really blame her for taking it that way?

zaffyzak 4

Sunday 19 April 2015 9:56

I cry

flagelated 9

Sunday 19 April 2015 10:52

You should have gone after her and explain it to her...

renjisgirl12 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 11:53

If a girl is nervous, the last thing you should do is pressure her with a joke - especially not a bad joke! She was probably thinking in her head about how her kissing you might backfire (she probably didn't know if you wanted to kiss or not) and so when you make that joke she automatically took it the bad way! If a girl is nervous, that is when you either take the lead or offer support/encouragement.

jcfrisco 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 12:35

u done goof'd opie lel

ally8 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 14:25

Real smooth

benjamn 24

Sunday 19 April 2015 15:47

Whatever happened to "Can I kiss you good night?" or " Would it be OK if i kissed you?" Sorry bud YDI.

heyLaddieHey 18

Sunday 19 April 2015 15:56

Obviously that's how she took it, genius

flyerpretender 3

Sunday 19 April 2015 17:12

So suave!!! :p

Sangue_ 8

Sunday 19 April 2015 17:13

Should've said "oh I forgot to tell you there's a toll" , mind you if you two are actually close af, then when she asks just say let me show you and bam