Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 782
You deserved it 141

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Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

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Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

giraffe_poop 8

probably best solution.

I agree, though I have family members who have been known to sleep walk out of the locked house and to corner stores to buy candy, so I’d focus on therapy and doctors appointments more than anything else.

Wake up and smell the candy.

I smell sex and candy here. Who's that lounging in my chair?

Yeah mama this surely is a dream.

You wouldn't be able to sleep eat candy if it wasn't in your house. Unless you go out and buy it while asleep? either that or lock it away at night

time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

Some medications can actually have this effect on some people, it happened to me, and it was terrifying. I cooked food while sleeping. No matter the reason behind it, contact your doctor asap. This is dangerous behaviour.

Get all the candy out of your house ASAP before you end up freaking choking to death in the middle of the night and not waking up in the morning.

Candy is hard to give up, but man, for medical reasons it's worth it.