Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
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You deserved it 152
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cacheson 41
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Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

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Charlie Given 25
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time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

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cacheson 41
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Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

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giraffe_poop 8

probably best solution.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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I agree, though I have family members who have been known to sleep walk out of the locked house and to corner stores to buy candy, so I’d focus on therapy and doctors appointments more than anything else.

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ahabsfan 14
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Wake up and smell the candy.

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RichardPencil 30
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I smell sex and candy here. Who's that lounging in my chair?

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sirrubberduckie 35
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Yeah mama this surely is a dream.

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FireMars 14
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You wouldn't be able to sleep eat candy if it wasn't in your house. Unless you go out and buy it while asleep? either that or lock it away at night

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Charlie Given 25
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time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

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Something 1

Some medications can actually have this effect on some people, it happened to me, and it was terrifying. I cooked food while sleeping. No matter the reason behind it, contact your doctor asap. This is dangerous behaviour.

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tounces7 27

Get all the candy out of your house ASAP before you end up freaking choking to death in the middle of the night and not waking up in the morning.

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bound101 7

Candy is hard to give up, but man, for medical reasons it's worth it.

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