By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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iarefatal 9

However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!

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xYin 16
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Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?

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xYin 16
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Doesn't he know it's actually the largely untrue stereotype that all women were a cape to the bathroom?

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gotaplanstan 28
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Cape to the bathroom, as a chimpanzee to the tire jack. (O_o)/

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Havinci 19

So they're not a cape any more? just asking for a friend

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iarefatal 9

However if a boy wears a dress he can still go to the girls bathroom. This is a fact!

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perdix 29

#2, Scotsmen in kilts do it all the time. That accounts for some sightings of the Loch Ness Monster;)

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Sam_Dchi 23
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NurseJonathan 9
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Careful. He could be a future president. Obama managed to trick millions of people into thinking that they'd get free healthcare. Who says this kid can't manage to do that?

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perdix 29

If he convinced her to squat in the urinal, he's a comedic genius! The next host of Punk'd.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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4- Don't even joke about that, Perdix, I've gone into public washrooms to find someone took a dump in the urinal. Whether it was the act of a desperate man, or a rude one though, I have no idea. :p

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perdix 29

#24, I once saw in a hardware store's men's room that someone took a crap on the floor right next to the toilet! I couldn't decide if they were angry at the store or whether their aim was that . . . *lowers sunglasses* shitty.

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twaumat 28

this kid will go far!

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dead_insects 18
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draco, humans are gross. that is all...

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israelnotjacob 20
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I have to vote YDI because if your child is really that naive it's more than likely at least partly your fault.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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I fully agree. A 14 year old girl shouldn't be that stupid.

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BreezyLynn333 9
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I know a 14 year old girl who didn't know what language people from Mexico spoke. It's pretty pathetic.

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robotiick7 23
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#13 I've seen worse there was a girl in my class who didn't know how to make toast

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israelnotjacob 20
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Paris Hilton perhaps #14? lol

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Zomg_Okay 26
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I have vague memories of an FML from ages ago, regarding a teenaged girl in a school who did not know what a cloud was. To be clear: The ones in the sky, not the computing kind.

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mattlw 25
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I once heard a survey, where numerous adults were asked, "What religion is most common among the Israeli people?" Every one of them guessed Muslim or Islam. So unfortunately this world is filled with unsharpened knives, and dim light bulbs.

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Cristinita_fml 4
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A Muslim is an Islam follower. So that's not two different religions!

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roxxyfoxxy3 25
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-14 I don't know how to make toast, but still, I'm pretty intelligent :) I was just never really taught how. THAT'S, my mums fault,

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Zomg_Okay 26
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I wasn't taught either, 52. I just figured you put the toast in the toaster and turned the toaster on. Tried it. Hey presto! Toast.

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gummybear1996 13
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Actually 54, you put bread in the toaster

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Zomg_Okay 26
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My life is a lie!

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Spazz420 7
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Better buy her some triangle dresses!!

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oj101 33

I'm actually more concerned about the possible serious implications for your daughter rather than lamenting their stupidity/gullibility.

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The_Thinker 18
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Your son is cunningly persuasive. He'd either make a good banker or laywer one day. There's hope yet, OP!

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happylawyer 16
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Hey! I used to do things (almost) like that to my little sister. Now, I am a lawyer. I feel sorry for OP.

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TheBrightSide00 16
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Come on, look at a brighter side. Your daughter may not be stupid, your son just may be a genius if he was able to convince her!

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NurseJonathan 9
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He can be the next president. Just has to convince millions of mindless people that his healthcare will be free for everyone.

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Enslaved 36
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I once went to a seafood restaurant where the restroom signs were "Shrimp" and "Clams". :P

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RedPillSucks 31

With a long line of guys wandering around looking for the bathroom and claiming "I'm not a shrimp".

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happylawyer 16
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I don't like clams.

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