By badparent - Australia - Southport
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
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  NurseJonathan  |  9

Careful. He could be a future president. Obama managed to trick millions of people into thinking that they'd get free healthcare. Who says this kid can't manage to do that?

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

4- Don't even joke about that, Perdix, I've gone into public washrooms to find someone took a dump in the urinal. Whether it was the act of a desperate man, or a rude one though, I have no idea. :p

  perdix  |  29

#24, I once saw in a hardware store's men's room that someone took a crap on the floor right next to the toilet! I couldn't decide if they were angry at the store or whether their aim was that . . .

*lowers sunglasses*


  Zomg_Okay  |  26

I have vague memories of an FML from ages ago, regarding a teenaged girl in a school who did not know what a cloud was.

To be clear: The ones in the sky, not the computing kind.

  mattlw  |  25

I once heard a survey, where numerous adults were asked, "What religion is most common among the Israeli people?" Every one of them guessed Muslim or Islam. So unfortunately this world is filled with unsharpened knives, and dim light bulbs.