Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

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Jaxro 6

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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Inoku 0

It's probably one of "super Targets" or whatever they call them. The Target near my house sells both household stuff and food, while other smaller stores only sell the household stuff. I'm shocked that exactly what you bought would be on the receipt, though. Where I work everything is pretty general: "bedding," "towels," "frames," etc.

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LetsPretend 0

That's such an unsuspicious combination, if I do say so myself :D

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Tiramesu 0

Don't worry , your not stupid we all forget but we don't say it out loud . Everyone is like this . Haha nice one . I think your mom will be more open to you next time :P

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lolwhat_fml 0

what did number 20 say ? It wont show me :( AND LOL, this is like, one of my fave FML'S :D

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lolwhat_fml 0

Maybe your mom wouldnt read it ^_^ Why would she, right ?!

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fALLyl 0

Do what #2 said, it's not like anything else would make it less obvious. And FYL, bad luck, man. Hey, we all forget sometimes; nobody's perfect. Not the best moment to be forgetful though.

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liveitlearnit 0

I work at Target. Next time have them look it up on your credit card/check/gift card. We can't see the record of other purchases and neither can your mom. If you paid cash, do it yourself. And any normal Target Greatland (which is the standard, non-fresh grocery Target) will sell all those things.

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liveitlearnit 0

#60, I thought Target was only in America? Oh, nevermind. "Target Australia is 100% Australian owned and has no affiliation with Target Corporation US"

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