By suckerrrrr - 29/05/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I bought a top with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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That's fucking disgusting. U deserve it for getting all the way out of the store without noticing the top wasn't in the bag. Also, that had to either be a pretty long receipt or pretty mild diarrhea.

this sounds really gross but if you already bought the clothes, you couldve just used them. lol

lol you want to get nasty shit all over your new clothes? doubt it

use the bag :D

That's just really crappy situation. Sucks.

hahahahaha that suckss #3 - that was a bad pun hahaha

Ya mean number 2????

yea.. your not very good at puns #3 :/

Eeewww that's gross and it sucks 4th

Lmao yeah FYL indeed but the cashier should remember you and give you the shirt.

Tell him it's chocolate mousse! ;D

yeah then watch him lick it off

gross but, it may work!

HA.. thats when you do what that other person did in another FML and use your socks :-P FYL

I remember that one with the grandpa with the lung white socks

So how weird did the person at the counter look at you when you brought that receipt to them? #4 - yeah, we see you're 4th. Why do people state what number they are? DIAF!

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

If you had diarrhea like you say you did, then that receipt is not going to be nearly enough to get that butt hole squeaky clean.