By suckerrrrr - 29/5/2009 05:44 - United States
Today, I bought a top with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
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By  ArtsySwag  |  0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.

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That's fucking disgusting. U deserve it for getting all the way out of the store without noticing the top wasn't in the bag. Also, that had to either be a pretty long receipt or pretty mild diarrhea.

By  rukusrazor  |  0

So how weird did the person at the counter look at you when you brought that receipt to them?

#4 - yeah, we see you're 4th. Why do people state what number they are? DIAF!

By  ArtsySwag  |  0

That's why you check before using the toilet :). But a receipt?? Really?? That wouldn't even do much good... with diarrhea, you have to wipe like a billion times :P. I would've just waited until a person came in lol.