Today, at work, I hooked up with a gorgeous customer in a storage shed. Somehow all my coworkers knew within five minutes, so there’s that, but my direct manager now won’t even look at me because apparently he fancied me himself, but didn’t realise I was a lesbian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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cacheson 42
Dude… don’t hook up at work….
Chazzster 32
Just in case you didn’t know this - Your employer pays you to work. Unless you are a sex worker and the other person in the shed was a client, what you did was not why you are paid. You could be reprimanded or fired for that and it doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight, male or female.
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cacheson 42
Dude… don’t hook up at work….
Chazzster 32
Just in case you didn’t know this - Your employer pays you to work. Unless you are a sex worker and the other person in the shed was a client, what you did was not why you are paid. You could be reprimanded or fired for that and it doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight, male or female.
randybryant799 21
wow
randybryant799 21
Why in the world would you do that at work???
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a... ... wait on it ... sheddy situation!
Charlie Given 28
If I had been your manager I would have fired you and then banned you and that customer from the property for life. what you did is a massive liability you left them open to be sued in so many different ways. use your head ,you don't do that shit at work.
wysegirl 24
I hope you were off the clock otherwise I'm surprised you still have a job.
RichardPencil 32
She's a lesbian, so she's permanently off the ... oh, wait, I read that wrong. Oops.