Doing it on the company dime

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 17:00

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Today, at work, I hooked up with a gorgeous customer in a storage shed. Somehow all my coworkers knew within five minutes, so there’s that, but my direct manager now won’t even look at me because apparently he fancied me himself, but didn’t realise I was a lesbian. FML
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Chazzster 28

Just in case you didn’t know this - Your employer pays you to work. Unless you are a sex worker and the other person in the shed was a client, what you did was not why you are paid. You could be reprimanded or fired for that and it doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight, male or female.

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Chazzster 28

Just in case you didn’t know this - Your employer pays you to work. Unless you are a sex worker and the other person in the shed was a client, what you did was not why you are paid. You could be reprimanded or fired for that and it doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight, male or female.

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randybryant799 20

Why in the world would you do that at work???

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a... ... wait on it ... sheddy situation!

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Charlie Given 26

If I had been your manager I would have fired you and then banned you and that customer from the property for life. what you did is a massive liability you left them open to be sued in so many different ways. use your head ,you don't do that shit at work.

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wysegirl 24

I hope you were off the clock otherwise I'm surprised you still have a job.

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RichardPencil 30

She's a lesbian, so she's permanently off the ... oh, wait, I read that wrong. Oops.

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