Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Talksyic 0

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

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playnejayne 0

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

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SPN_lover666 27

YDI. You never order something for another person unless you know what they like to eat or what their allergies are. What if she was allergic to the thing you ordered for them? You are a ******* idiot OP

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DeltaDragonxx 20

While, yes, her reaction was quite uncalled for and over the top, you never, EVER, order food for someone else unless they explicitly tell you want they want or you have known them for years and know exactly what they always get at said restaurant.

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PuckYouToTheFace 24

What a bitch....you were trying to be thoughtful. If a chick doesn't eat meat she's a loser anyway.

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Muskrat777 13

well you are what you eat buh dum tss

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cantfixme36 28

"Cow murderer" is a bit over the top, but dude, don't order for your date unless they tell you what they want. That's just common sense. What if she hated steak, or was allergic to it, or had her heart set on getting something else?

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sharond23 10

she wasn't very nice about it but why in the world would you order for her? obviously you don't know her well enough to even know she's vegan.

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lucasj23 11

the cow murderer thing is ridiculous. but why in the world would you irder for her? did you think she was not able to decide herself what she wanted to eat?

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