Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Comments (381)
Boomer21 0
Okay yes the grave thing is ridiculous but don't complain about not getting a car. I didn't get a car given to me either when I turned 17. If you really want one get a job and buy it yourself.
naori 0
at least that's one less thing to worry about
eraintime 0
what find of parents are those? that's messed up, fyl
kg163401 0
One less thing to worry about. Lol. Just be glad you didn't have to buy your own grave lot
geeksaresexy 18
Or alternatively let your future kids buy you a lot like everyone else does.. either way you still don't have to buy your own lot..
braunwynn 5
i got life insurance for my 16th birthday. at least what you do will benefit you!
Lisa89 3
OP, might I suggest you explain nicely and calmly that you do not find the gift appropriate. Simply say that you don't want your funeral planned for you, as it makes you feel uneasy, and you wouldn't want to be buried in that spot. FYL.
mattxhavoc 2
God forbid you should have to WORK for your first car like I did, you spoiled brat.
iwouldliketocomm 0
contests, I'm 17 and for my birthday I got a toy robot for ages 8 and up.... I have to pay for my own car when I turn 20
mnblkjpoi 0
at least you got a present for your seventeenth birthday, I got nothing..
stevenmx86 8
You'll thank them someday op. Er... I guess you won't but someday you WILL need it... Guaranteed. A car or computer