Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Comments (381)
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
they want you to rest in peace ??
geekstinkbreath 9
Makes me sick how spoiled some kids are. "OH I DIDN'T GET A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY." You should be thankful that you get to celebrate it and that your parents remembered it.
geeksaresexy 18
The point was not that she didn't get a car (she wouldn't be able to drive it yet anyway) the point was a graveyard plot is NOT a gift! It's creepy and weird!
geeksaresexy 18
I have a feeling OP used the example of a car because a lot of the people on here are American. From what we see here of America on TV etc a car seems like a birthday gift you guys would relate to. No one in the UK really gets cars for their 17th because they can't drive them yet!
stevenmer3 0
think optimistic and that was just a sign of what could happen to you in your BRAND NEW CARRRRrrrr
vampire_leyydy 0
thats ok :) atleast ur mom remembered your birthday lol...mine was yesterday...u think a mom would remember something like giving birth...
emodude44 0
Run.
ToriMcCullah 0
today, It was my birthday.
wade042 0
quit bitching. i hardly know anyone who gets a car. and hell you got more than me. i got a day off from life
iwadasn 33
That is creepy, but you have to admit it's practical.
MrMustangg 0
buy a kickass used car, there's some sweet shit for cheap