Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Cram_Burglar 0
it's for when you do get a car and die in a crash
lanbee 0
parents can be dumb sometimes I got kicked out on my 15th Bday beat up by my step dad on my 16th and my 17th my step dad kicked me out my 18th my mom said she never wanted to see me again and that I'm good for nothing and crazy. but I gor a job and I'm in college. I'm proving her wrong
sipher16 0
hey that is an expensive gift be happy your family 60 years from now won't have to worry about it.
imperialtl 12
That's quite thoughtful of them... ;-)
Daviddwd 0
it's what u get for turning 17
ManaUser 0
Your 17-year-old bought you a grave and therefore won't be receiving a car?
tylr6024 0
or you could be like me and actually get a job and buy yourself a car. everything in life isnt handed to you.
jazzerina67 0
they have plans for you
pophy 0
FYL
Herropreez17 0
That's not a good sign...