Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Comments (381)
Miss_Represented 0
you should feel lucky, plots get expensive!!
Bryceps 4
don't want to be caught dead without a graveyard plot ;)
HahaYDI 0
Be grateful, they could just fly your body out on a helicopter and push you into the ocean.
manhands21 6
i never got anything. I'm sure plenty others haven't either. stop whining.
Isa_fml 20
Didn't it occur to anyone that the OP might be terminally ill or something? Suppose he/she is? Would make the lot of you awfully idiotic and insensitive. Well, the posters here are usually idiotic and insensitive, but you understand what I mean.
geeksaresexy 18
Yeah.. I'm pretty sure if she were ill this wouldn't be an FML
catatonicsleep 17
OP is in England, at her 17th birthday she will only just be able to start learning... she is expecting a car even though she has no drivers licence...
geeksaresexy 18
I'm starting to get angry with them as well..
LilysTillie 7
You'll get WAY more use out that than you would a car ;)
Matty1188 6
I'd be weirded out by that gift, but you really shouldn't be expecting a car. Maybe they did it to teach you a lesson, OP.
mack_the_knife 3
Bet that't just a hint, that the real present is yet to follow - obviously a motorbike.
MrsPegg 45
It's pretty crazy how one single FML turned the comment stream into a moral dilemma/selfishness throw down!! Whole point: it's ******* crazy and odd that her parents purchased her a plot!! WTF?!? C'mon people! That's uncomfortable and pretty hurtful ... P.S. Sirin, you're awesomely hilarious! :)