Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Comments (381)
ThorneCrossed 9
the op never said they were expecting a car you idiots. op was just using a generic gift idea to compare with what they actually got. Jesus, half of these comments are ******* stupid
TheCube 6
Wow...
lindsaylu98 0
Well thts disturbing...
johncarterer93 0
I got nothing. No party, no presents, no cards. Not even a happy birthday. It's my 18 in three weeks and I highly doubt anything will happen that day either!
Lady_Bee_fml 13
That's actually brilliant XD I like the sound of your family :D
courk94 6
That's weird, I've read this exact FML before by another user; except they were 16 o_O
jonmansheppard 9
Its a sign!
monkeyhead641 6
Well they want to ready when they get you a car
riotofquiet 14
You're spoiled for expecting a car (you didn't have to mention that part). However, your present is hilarious. FYL.
Vegnas 13
From now on, the wont get you any more birthday gifts. When you ask why, they'll respond "You still haven't used the last gift we gave you."