Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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mrbattleman 10
dude I didn't get anything from my parents for my birthday since I don't even remember when. be appreciative you spoiled brat
ThorneCrossed 9
asshole
spookymalice 3
That's awesome. I want my own graveyard plot! Think about it. You can go sit in there and chill, maybe have your friends over. It's your personal little spot in the cemetary! If you don't want I can has?
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Wow I think you should stay away from your parents.. They might be planning something xD !! Haha jp, happy birthday
babycakess10 0
that's a little morbid...
fatalkiss 0
Well, if your life is really that ******, at least now you have a cozy place to get away from it.
SaintMaryMassacr 0
that completely rules. you own land! I'd go start a basses garden there! or a koi pond!
okamikiba 1
i wish my parents did that form me. you see i ave a court document singed by a judge saying im dead but i dont have a grave im sad now. your lucky
jerky2014 0
buy your own damn car, I'm 15 and just bought a truck for $7000, pussy
siickman 7
when i first started reading i was like wow your going to say fml because you didnt get a car >.> .. but then i kept reading and now i know why it is an fml... lol not even like a freaking card or something?? its te least they could have done (y)
runnergurl 0
first, OP-happy birthday! second- it's a bit awful you got a graveyard plot, but it seems a bit. greedy to expect a car. I turned 17 in April and didn't get a new new car, just one my mom drove. alot. but it seems like your a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. but most don't get cars, they get money..
Elenachka 0
most get money? damn I want parents like you people have, i've never gotten a birthday gift. we might rarely spend my birthday doing something as a family in celebration, and I always thought that was freakin awesome