Kids and School: Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone...

By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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By Lennell - 24/08/2022 02:00

Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By BackIGo - 15/01/2021 02:01 - Australia

Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 13:00 - United States - Livermore

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:27

Why didn’t your sisters say something?

mcdlova 11

Sunday 24 June 2018 21:27

Happy Belated Birthday OP! :)

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mcdlova 11

Sunday 24 June 2018 21:27

Happy Belated Birthday OP! :)

1gullible_bugger 34

Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:07

Nice friends you've got there.

1gullible_bugger 34

Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:07

Happy birthday, btw

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:10

Those imaginary friends aren’t real good about bringing tangible gifts. On the plus side, an earlier story today reveals that they **** real good. A happy birthday, indeed!

Haylyn 8

Thursday 19 July 2018 5:09

Your comments are always hidden lol. Your not funny.

Sheepiebeepie 26

Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:27

Why didn’t your sisters say something?

indienerdgirl 27

Wednesday 11 July 2018 23:53

I would assume that it's because sisters are mean to each other in a lot of families. It's especially worse when you're the same age or real close in age. They could've just been too caught up in their gifts from their friends as well. Who knows.