By Forgotten Birthday Girl
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Those imaginary friends aren’t real good about bringing tangible gifts.

On the plus side, an earlier story today reveals that they fuck real good. A happy birthday, indeed!

  indienerdgirl  |  27

I would assume that it's because sisters are mean to each other in a lot of families. It's especially worse when you're the same age or real close in age. They could've just been too caught up in their gifts from their friends as well. Who knows.