Lost

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 10:17 - Germany - Berlin

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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DracoSpirita 21

If your boss or coworkers don't know where the letter R is on a keyboard, then it is definitely an emergency and they need to go back to grade school.

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knight0748 5

Sounds like he's screwing with cuz it's a slow day. :/

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gabe222 25

I'd like to buy the letter 'r', or should I just guess the phrase? What's my prize Pat?

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perdix 29

#53, you get a slap on the wrist for using the r-word. See, I was cool by omitting the R's ;) For $100, you can get Vanna to slap you elsewhere.

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rhysfucker 24

For $200 will she pinch my nipples between scrabble tiles Q and V?

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\ 28

I'd recommend you call and ask him about his kids are doing. :)

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GRgoldfish 19

those sound like grade A emergency phone calls to me. I'm just kidding, but seriously it sounds like you're working with a bunch of morons.

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Enslaved 36

"Please Record Your Message After The Tone". *BEEP* Next time, scene all your calls and then decide if you want to return it or not.

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perdix 29

Life is much better when you take off from work and they don't miss you at all, right? Look, put up with the shit today and angle for a raise and a promotion in the near future.

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c4rpi0 20

Maybe you should be the boss

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Epikouros 31

The letter R is between E for Eediyat and T for Troll.

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