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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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You deserved it 3 911

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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Friends for life

By Esther - 25/04/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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You deserved it 145

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Sungod 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:08

1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!

princesscinnamon 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:30

you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it

Comments

v0armd9 1

Monday 3 December 2012 18:15

Maybe if you didn't do things like go through their Facebook behind their back they wouldn't hate you. Dumb bitch

Suaria 38

Wednesday 2 January 2013 5:44

And this is why I despise girls. They either talk about how much they hate you, shopping or boys.

xXNerrrdXx 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:39

1-Quit looking into other peoples stuff. 2-Get new friends

Brad31_fml 21

Friday 5 July 2013 17:57

I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest. You need to change yourself, get new friends and learn to not stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Don't do just one of those, do them all. YDI.

Simbaby 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:50

Time to print those messages off the internet and ask them when you see them if they like you and then have those messages as backup .pull them out of your bag and be like BAM! See this !?