By unsuspectingmom - 22/01/2015 11:32 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 737
You deserved it 8 346

unsuspectingmom tells us more.

Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz

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Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

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Congratulations, you had a home delivery

I was almost a home delivery. My father refused to take my laboring mother to the hospital until the newest episode of Miami Vice was over.

#7 really? I don't know whether to consider that funny or not. Guess it's a perspective thing.

#15: Really. My father laughs about it, but my mother does not. I just count myself lucky I wasn't named after one of the show's characters.

I think she would have preferred degiorno.

#20 why am I laughing so hard at you comment?!?!?!?!

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

I knew a guy whose mom actually did break his dad's hand during labor. He was an only child.

Is it too late to leave him?

Um i dont think she is planning on leaving him for this

You've gotten too many negative votes on so many FMLs. Be proud.

what was it? hits and fails? haven't seen too many hits yet...

What an idiot. You'd think he would interpret your screeches of pain?

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

More like cried "baby"

One day you will tell your child this story, and you all will have a good laugh. But, not this day. Today your boyfriend will be grilled and sleep on the couch for a while...oh and congratulations.

No, she should sleep on the couch. That way it's him that gets woken in the middle of the night by a screaming baby, who presumably will be sleeping in their room. :)

That's serious don't cry wolf over something like that

she didn't, she just made an offhand comment that later became true.

Congratulations hopefully you have a successful labor :-)

That really sucks hopefully he realized you weren't faking and brought you in