Health: Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending...

By unsuspectingmom - 22/01/2015 11:32 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 8 349

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Friday 23 January 2015 5:10

Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz

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hekinokuroihi 20

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Friday 23 January 2015 0:53

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

randomguy76 14

Friday 23 January 2015 0:54

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

King_paradox 22

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Friday 23 January 2015 0:52

Congratulations, you had a home delivery

Welshite 39

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Friday 23 January 2015 0:57

I was almost a home delivery. My father refused to take my laboring mother to the hospital until the newest episode of Miami Vice was over.

TanJew 10

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Friday 23 January 2015 1:46

#7 really? I don't know whether to consider that funny or not. Guess it's a perspective thing.

Welshite 39

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Friday 23 January 2015 1:58

#15: Really. My father laughs about it, but my mother does not. I just count myself lucky I wasn't named after one of the show's characters.

wvcheesehead 13

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Friday 23 January 2015 2:14

I think she would have preferred degiorno.

Regimental_Phan 18

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Friday 23 January 2015 5:19

#20 why am I laughing so hard at you comment?!?!?!?!

hekinokuroihi 20

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Friday 23 January 2015 0:53

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

CaitiieBuggs 23

Friday 23 January 2015 1:56

I knew a guy whose mom actually did break his dad's hand during labor. He was an only child.

Kibaruto 33

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Friday 23 January 2015 0:53

Is it too late to leave him?

ProfessorMctitie 20

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Friday 23 January 2015 2:06

Um i dont think she is planning on leaving him for this

pizzafrommars 14

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Friday 23 January 2015 5:09

You've gotten too many negative votes on so many FMLs. Be proud.

palosqueak 19

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Friday 23 January 2015 5:32

what was it? hits and fails? haven't seen too many hits yet...

GermyGirl 13

Friday 23 January 2015 0:54

What an idiot. You'd think he would interpret your screeches of pain?

randomguy76 14

Friday 23 January 2015 0:54

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

BlindlyWandering 17

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Friday 23 January 2015 4:32

More like cried "baby"

K_kanaka 26

Friday 23 January 2015 0:55

One day you will tell your child this story, and you all will have a good laugh. But, not this day. Today your boyfriend will be grilled and sleep on the couch for a while...oh and congratulations.

BunnyStar 14

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Friday 23 January 2015 9:35

No, she should sleep on the couch. That way it's him that gets woken in the middle of the night by a screaming baby, who presumably will be sleeping in their room. :)