By unsuspectingmom - 22/01/2015 11:32 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
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You deserved it 8 356

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unsuspectingmom 5

Baby was 3 weeks before term, but is doing fine. Sophia Grace, 7 lbs 2 oz

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Top comments

hekinokuroihi 20

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

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randomguy76 14

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

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King_paradox 22

Congratulations, you had a home delivery

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Welshite 39

I was almost a home delivery. My father refused to take my laboring mother to the hospital until the newest episode of Miami Vice was over.

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TanJew 10

#7 really? I don't know whether to consider that funny or not. Guess it's a perspective thing.

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Welshite 39

#15: Really. My father laughs about it, but my mother does not. I just count myself lucky I wasn't named after one of the show's characters.

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wvcheesehead 13

I think she would have preferred degiorno.

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Regimental_Phan 18

#20 why am I laughing so hard at you comment?!?!?!?!

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hekinokuroihi 20

Tell him to let you grab his hand to help you through the pain; and then break his fingers. Then he'll surely drive you to the hospital.

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CaitiieBuggs 23

I knew a guy whose mom actually did break his dad's hand during labor. He was an only child.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Um i dont think she is planning on leaving him for this

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pizzafrommars 14

You've gotten too many negative votes on so many FMLs. Be proud.

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palosqueak 19

what was it? hits and fails? haven't seen too many hits yet...

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GermyGirl 13

What an idiot. You'd think he would interpret your screeches of pain?

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randomguy76 14

The pregnant woman that cried wolf... Very painful story.

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K_kanaka 26

One day you will tell your child this story, and you all will have a good laugh. But, not this day. Today your boyfriend will be grilled and sleep on the couch for a while...oh and congratulations.

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BunnyStar 14

No, she should sleep on the couch. That way it's him that gets woken in the middle of the night by a screaming baby, who presumably will be sleeping in their room. :)

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tamesenicole 27

That's serious don't cry wolf over something like that

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meli1195 31

she didn't, she just made an offhand comment that later became true.

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ndnpride88 25

Congratulations hopefully you have a successful labor :-)

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netflixislove 32

That really sucks hopefully he realized you weren't faking and brought you in

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