Yep, he can with stand pressure from the resistance of the atmosphere that would crush a normal person into a pancake at the speeds he's going, and not even slight discomfort.

What the Harold Feltermeyer?! How do you know the OP isn't kid friendly?! I love children and enjoy socializing with them, etc, but I agree with the OP that telling kids that a fat elderly man who they've never met always watches them, breaks into their house while they sleep, empties his sack, and eats the family's food is really freaky!

"fat elderly man who they've never met always watches them, breaks into their house while they sleep, empties his sack, and eats the family's food" Please go jump off a cliff and die. That sentence instantly makes you a complete douchebag. I can't believe anyone could be that narrowminded and ignorant. I hope you don't have kids. @OP: you're kind of a dick, but what I really want to know is why the intercom was on for that entire chat with your coworker.

Was there anything false in that statement? :-P

genius_man, you don't seem to be much of a genius because that's exactly what sanda is. people who'd tell their kids he was real need to be castrated before they get the chance to procreate.

I was wondering this too...

I hold the same opinion as OP, but since the parents already did the damage, it's up to them to fix it. I would never make my kids believe in Santa, but I keep quiet around kids who already believe because it's up to their parents to try to gently break their kids' hearts, let them find out on their own, etc. (Likewise, I don't tell children of other religions that their religion is fake. Figuring that mess out is up to the kids and their parents.) OP can have her opinions and still be respectful, in practice, of other parents' choices. Instead, she accidentally told the kids in the worst way possible, the parents will be furious, and her job is now in danger. She never asked for that.