Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
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Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML
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Top comments
Lick_yer_face 0
I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated. Way to break down those stereotypes! Putting stuff together is fun though. :D
burdenofaday 0
Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:
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Comments (51)
Good_old_Grim 8
Wrong #10 - if sex is the most important thing in her life, its seriously ******. Sex drive is an animal instinct, humans shouldn't overprioritize it. Generally it seems that people who are most obsessed with sex are those who just don't get enough.
sellout39 0
thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. ever heard of nymphos?
nigsuzzi 3
She didn't say life she said that weekend... Also sex is fun and it may be your favorite thing just as anything else fun may be.
kkkristennnn 0
Hahaha, I would be pissed too
ritbbehindu 0
and then there are the FMLs saying "when I was on vacation my boyfriend only liked the sex" sigh...
the_prophet 0
oh wow im sorry guess the sex is not good.
jm88 0
Yeah gets old when I'm doing all the work.. it'd be interesting if a girl tried a few new things on top instead of just bouncing..
FoundManyLemons 0
Guess he wasn't expecting that one.
Ikcor 0
Maybe that's what he calls that move. Oh, baby, put my fish tank together!
Sean123 0
Now what does that tell you????
Rollercoaster_fml 0
I agree with #14... you are probably the one enjoying it the most and he's doing all the work... Now, I would venture to guess that he probably has been looking forward to putting his fish tank together for a while now (months? weeks? week?), and sees that as a greater pleasure in comparison to sex, which you enjoy several times a week?
csigabajnok 0
Send him a fish tank next time he wants to have sex with you :)
Jason_fml 0
Wait, so you are upset because your guy doesn't see you as just a free sex ticket and enjoys spending time with you doing things other than doing the dirty deed? I can see how you would think your life is messed up. Seriously, no woman would EVER want that, am I right?