Rollercoaster_fml

About Rollercoaster_fml

Take a bite out life while you can. Don't waste your time feeling ashamed of past mistakes.

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Rollercoaster_fml's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

13%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

28%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

88%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Rollercoaster_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mike - / Saturday 21 February 2009 22:24 / United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LondonKitsch - / Friday 26 June 2009 16:51 / United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By quadropheniac - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:18 / United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By herve - / Friday 22 May 2009 19:50 / Lebanon

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Takuma - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 05:10 / United States

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Rollercoaster_fml

It's in the can!

I'm a rock star

Tommy Wiseau

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Gandhi