Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
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Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML
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Top comments
Lick_yer_face 0
I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated. Way to break down those stereotypes! Putting stuff together is fun though. :D
burdenofaday 0
Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:
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Comments (51)
exumer 0
It's ****** up to have a boyfriend like that.
drunkrabbit22 0
maybe that's innuendo o.o
Kingxxkings 0
dont worry im sure it is probably a sex joke. Like burping th worm, spanking the monkey, etc
Dark_Snowy 0
Sex is always the best part for me. However I only ever use it to answer such a question when she does something special like fulfilling a fantasy or letting me use my new toy on her. I don't want her to think I'm all about the sex. Best part or not, that's not the only thing on my mind. I find it better to highlight something that stands out rather than what I always enjoy. He may use that move more often now... or save it for special treatments, depending on it's focus.
DamUrLyfeSukz 0
dam yall had sex and the most memorable thing bout his weekend was building a fish tank? lmao...imma need u to learn how to do a split and hop on it, maybe that'll spice up the weekend next tyme
Tikal_fml 0
You two obviously weren't on the same page on that one. :P
Chronic_Diarrhea 0
Obviously he was kidding.
Cantexplain1234 0
Sorry if your man likes shared success over heartless sex.
PepPlacid127 0
Exactly! That's so sweet! Lucky girl :)
tateno 0
omg thats awesome