Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was made to do checkout training at the supermarket I work in. My third customer spent £90 on food, and whilst I was serving her, she talked about her 6 kids and her ex. Only four hours of this shit to go. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have, it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
tylercarolinex 21
People who force their faith on others really suck
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Comments (137)
susytreydawg 13
Those are the worst kind of people. Why can't they respect others beliefs.
cole66 14
we do, how is talking being disrespectful? and it doesn't seem that respect us and our beliefs
blackonblight 33
When you try to establish yours as the only right path you are invalidating all others. And any god that invalidates the beliefs of others that are doing no harm is a god I'd like to see gone from this world. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.
soulxreaperx356 9
atheist or religious, forcing your beliefs on others isn't right.
writerchic85 26
You should have just said oh my! I've seen the light! Thank you! Now move along!!!
MrKilgore 14
damn. sorry that they chose such a shy person
Liu1992 14
About 2 years ago, a religious family beat a Mcdonald's girl to death in public in China. Just because the girl refused to join their religion. It truly happened and was all over the news. These people can be crazy, and when you are dealing with them,you need to take care OP.You never know what kind of crazy shit they will do.
cole66 14
this ain't true
DoomedGemini 38
Just looked it up, guess who's wrong cole? I suppose the inquisitions and crusades didn't happen either?
SPN_lover666 27
Cole, it is true. I suggest you do research. A Christian cult in China beat a young woman to death because she wouldn't give them her cellphone number. How does it feel to be wrong over and over again?
Liu1992 14
About 2 years ago, a religious family beat a Mcdonald's girl to death in public in China. Just because the girl refused to join their religion. It truly happened and was all over the news. These people can be crazy, and when you are dealing with them,you need to take care OP.You never know what kind of crazy shit they will do.
dc2fresh 15
Good! you need some jesus in yo life
Section8_fml 13
This is the problem. I firmly support people having their religious beliefs, but quit trying to force it on people. If we cared, we'd be in your church.
ariasmake1 9
I person who believes in nothing falls for everything.
SauceySarah 30
She knew. That's why she targeted you. lmao