Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was made to do checkout training at the supermarket I work in. My third customer spent £90 on food, and whilst I was serving her, she talked about her 6 kids and her ex. Only four hours of this shit to go. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18
Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have, it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
tylercarolinex 21
People who force their faith on others really suck
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Omniprism 15
Next time just say "I apologize but I've got to help the rest of the people. Have a great day." Simple. Or you can say "Our establishment doesn't permit soliciting." Have a statement ready for certain situations.
CLT_420 13
God told her your a nonbeliever so she had to do something about it lol it's a sign!!!!!! Jk
Britt125 16
"Excuse me ma'am but I have a line up of people I need to assist, so I'm going to need to move on from this conversation now." And just move on. I've been there before. At least with me at that point they'd give me like a pamphlet which I'd just chuck in the garbage when the weren't looking, but either way you have a perfectly valid excuse to get out of the conversation.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
I'm an atheist as well.And I know one thing that will shut a religious person up. "Prove it" In real life, all they will be able to say is "God is in my heart" and "I feel him"
cole66 14
prove He isn't, and we can
ItsDutch 16
I have no problem with people who have different religious views. However the second someone tries to press theirs on me, I'm out.
man_in_black08 28
But its okay to compare religion to a penis? I mean, that could have offended alot of people. Just saying.
Fetuskicker666 15
thats goda suck when u work with paying customers. I would politely decline the christian brainwashing until your off the clock.
Christofu01 8
I don't think many of you understand the point of Christianity in this context (ALA evangelising)...
SPN_lover666 27
We do understand it. Do you understand that not everyone believes in your god?
cole66 14
#84 we do, that's why we talk about it to others
chaseafterwind82 29
So believe in god, or Ghost Jesus will haunt you forever, and Zombie Jesus will eat your braaaaiiinns!!
Altonius 8
That is not fun at all. It must suck to have that happen. :(