Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
MEGAJOSH 0
So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.
dol567 0
Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK
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Comments (88)
liukang_fml 0
Wheezing = Time To Get It On! Yeah Baby! Next Time Keep A Spare Inhaler With You, Just Incase You Get Another Shot At This Wheezing Goddess.
Trini_Psycho 0
nahh u didnt deserve that one, i pity u bro.. lol well i mean didnt it kinda turn u off that her breathing so so labored and she was prolly shaking too
mares_fml 0
why would you kiss her neck if she was breathing heavily and just a "friend"? unless she was some huge crush of yours, fml deserved.
newyorkbebe 0
aw , thats sucks!
ashley_rogers08 0
i just think its funny. i dont think your a creep at all. you tried to make a move.. just bad timing i guess. ha
maiden_girl 5
I agree with #36. It's not your fault.
1j3b3h7 0
wow dude, i feel really bad because i wouldve done the EXACT same thing, given your situation.
tomastrejo 0
Im just going to pretend a girl posted this for my own purposes. fapfapfap
HolyCarp 5
.. A girl did post it?
Littlebrraatt 14
A girl did post this.
tomastrejo 0
Im just going to pretend a girl posted this for my own purposes. fapfapfap
dmoneycivicsi 0
haha #39/40, well if she didnt say anything negative, and it was just a coincidence then its not THAT bad