Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
MEGAJOSH 0
So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.
dol567 0
Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK
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Comments (88)
jalapeno64 10
That would have been hot if she didn't get the asthma attack
Chanq 5
just love the confused mess here hahahaha
mrbobmarley4 8
Was i the only one that noticed that she was a girl? And the OP was a girl too? Lesbian?
UltimateGIRness 16
I noticed to.
UltimateGIRness 16
Are you both lesbian? You put woman and unless she is it's completely wrong to be kissing her neck
littlebluepill 1
You're a creeper. If the person is just 'a friend', I don't understand why you'd automatically kiss their neck and assume they were aroused?? I know I sure wouldn't do that to my friends.
MaciNicole 6
Hey im giving my friend a massage. Just because she is breathing means that I MUST start kissing her neck :/
pop7467 7
This sounds like you are in the friend zone:) , but you should have waited for more signs before kissing her neck...
Midnightpearls 13
"Friend"...right...
nicholasj96 9
You made her so horny, she lost her breath ?
Momo_Moonlight 25
You kiss your FRIENDS neck? How about asking her what's wrong instead of just starting to kiss her?