Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
MEGAJOSH 0
So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.
dol567 0
Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK
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Comments (88)
Stupoopy 0
Well? Did you do it?
tysta 0
Lesbians can die in hell
jadedwaitress 0
Bigots can burn in hell
fakeaccountX 6
**** you 49
ForTheMotherland 0
Wow 49. Just wow.
Tigertnt 0
why, 49? are they taking the girls that u MITE have a chance at? :3
Rubb3rDuckies 3
Has anyone noticed that OP is a GIRL?
titanic12beth 0
haha yep. o.O
MyNameIsBruce 0
I was just wondering about that
lolipop1234_fml 7
Yes she is a girl, people can be gay, why make a big thing about it.
kandy_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't know why anyone would think you deserved this. You had no idea she was having an asthma attack. Breathing heavily sometimes happens when you're aroused. It was an honest mistake.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
#2- Agreed. :D OP- I hope she's okay. FYL
goalie001 0
Yeah totally when I'm getting ready for sexy time I sound like a tired dog
askingandy 23
Because she was coming onto a friend without knowing for sure that's what she wanted. Or if she was even a lesbian or bi. Obviously.
UniUni 20
so you just kiss your friend's necks when they breath heavily?
dol567 0
Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK
bored88 0
wow i hope shes ok and don't worry about it its not like its ur fault she was having an asthma attack
DinoJR 0
Damn...that sucks, I would have been mad, but at the same time sympathetic.
MEGAJOSH 0
So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.
Ole_Stinker 0
Do you have a romantic interest in this friend, or were you just horny? I don’t know if this is a FML or a YDI without that information. If things are going to be awkward with someone you were interested in, then FML. If you are just going to be a little embarrassed but didn’t potentially screw up a chance at dating this woman by rushing things, YDI.
friedman_fml 0
as long as shes okay this is funny, you kinda got owned haha
allstarplayer324 0
If she really is just a friend then i have no sympathy for you if you just started kissing her...besides i have asthma and if somebody thought i was getting excited when i couldn't breathe...well they would not be giving me a massage or whatever anymore.
nerd_fml 0
...maybe she was just REALLY into it! haha
allypurple 0
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