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By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML

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By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink, he smiled and winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:06

You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

ilikethebeatles 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

^^sure you did...

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bmexoxo98 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:02

first!?

KiaMaster 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:03

sounds like my job...

SHAAAAAARK 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:29

just give him a hand and continue with your job.

underguarded 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:43

LOL

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 11:19

OP you say it likes its a bad thing. i see it as an opportunity, just marry the guy and wait till he kicks the bucket and BAM! you are rich.

ShadyFTW1 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 16:08

10 comment and picture win. And 27 made it better.

sloppyflow 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:02

I certainly hope op isn't a guy :x

InfamousRaider 15

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:35

I wonder what happened after that?

twinny_sc 13

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:03

Stalkers are fun!

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:06

You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:36

I see what you did there.

6969awesome 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:48

I don't

malheartsnutmeg 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:42

30, It's implied that the 'old' man will take 4 hours to 'get off' too.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:34

Mirorbo said she's going to be eaten up.

xLil_Mx 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:13

I would slap him :| I got slapping issues as you can see :P

MonkeyMan03 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:20

then she'd most likely get fired

TXjuggalo972 6

Monday 24 January 2011 12:58

thank you

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:23

You deserve it for giving him alcohol.

Litlmae 4

Monday 28 January 2013 2:06

She said a drink, not alcohol...

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:26

Better hope you can book it out of there before the old man catches you.

AAShah 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:30

I feel your pain OP I had a stalker too. He would call me and say we should have phone sex. Or meet up at a hotel.

BloodyHeel 8

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:10

Fascinating.

ilikethebeatles 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

^^sure you did...

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

fail

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