FML : Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been...

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Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Tuesday 23 November 2010 20:53 /

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1743261 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:06

You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

By ilikethebeatles | 0

#1743442 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

^^sure you did...

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By bmexoxo98 | 0

#1743239 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:02

first!?

By KiaMaster | 0

#1743243 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:03

sounds like my job...

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SHAAAAAARK | 1

#1743427 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:29

just give him a hand and continue with your job.

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underguarded | 20

#1743507 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:43

LOL

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TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1743802 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 11:19

OP you say it likes its a bad thing. i see it as an opportunity, just marry the guy and wait till he kicks the bucket and BAM! you are rich.

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ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1745341 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 16:08

10 comment and picture win. And 27 made it better.

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sloppyflow | 1

#1745900 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:02

I certainly hope op isn't a guy :x

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InfamousRaider | 15

#5522564 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:35

I wonder what happened after that?

By twinny_sc | 13

#1743245 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:03

Stalkers are fun!

By Mirorbo | 26

#1743261 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:06

You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

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Freeze_fml | 16

#1743467 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:36

I see what you did there.

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6969awesome | 0

#1744094 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:48

I don't

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malheartsnutmeg | 20

#1745960 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:42

30, It's implied that the 'old' man will take 4 hours to 'get off' too.

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Freeze_fml | 16

#1746013 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:34

Mirorbo said she's going to be eaten up.

By xLil_Mx | 0

#1743330 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:13

I would slap him :| I got slapping issues as you can see :P

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MonkeyMan03 | 0

#1743985 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:20

then she'd most likely get fired

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TXjuggalo972 | 6

#2001868 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:58

thank you

By FYLDeep | 25

#1743387 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:23

You deserve it for giving him alcohol.

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Litlmae | 4

#5343236 - Monday 28 January 2013 2:06

She said a drink, not alcohol...

By jakeisawake | 3

#1743403 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:26

Better hope you can book it out of there before the old man catches you.

By AAShah | 0

#1743431 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:30

I feel your pain OP

I had a stalker too.
He would call me and say we should have phone sex.
Or meet up at a hotel.

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BloodyHeel | 8

#1744338 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:10

Fascinating.

By ilikethebeatles | 0

#1743442 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

^^sure you did...

By mfmylifesrsly | 29

#1743444 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

fail

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