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Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.
My friend got cockblocked once by a dude named Marshall. He told this girl my friend was talking to that we were at the club celebrating his release from prison. Seizing an opportunity to be all badass and mysterious my friend agreed. When the girl asked what he was in for, Marshall jumped in and said: "Date rape". She instantly bolted and I almost pissed myself laughing. It is true that you will never be as good as Marshall.
WE ARE MARSHALL!!!!
Well it is kinda hard to compete with Marshall...
You sure she did not say "Marsha"???
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA
No, Marshall from 'How I met Your Mother' He's pretty much the perfect man. He stayed with one girl for years.
Not uncommon for guys todo that. A woman like that, that's hard to find.
I agree with #7.
Whatever #1 said!
I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.
What have you been doing with this girl for two months if this is the first date?!
maybe "seeing" as staring at her from a safe distance?
oye....you need to slay girls....don't save up all week to take one out...you take them out for one drink after they've already been out with friends, by then their already hammered. Hint: LEYKIS 101
Data when you get her calmed down, go back to her place, then bang her and dump her. There's a full proof plan for ya haha
She's been waiting 2 months for a meal, no wonder the poor girl is a little cranky! I bet Marshall never kept her waiting, if you know what I mean.
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Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.
I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.