Sex, Awkward and Work: What?

What?

By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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Nan's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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lovej4ever 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

tatertot1127 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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Astraea 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:13

what an asshole. Get over him, real fast!!

DaDezza244 31

Saturday 2 March 2013 4:05

2, *70 year old woman, so it's a her. Did you even read the FML?

tatertot1127 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

KASHMIR_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

wow ur life is SO totally screwed

nickforthewin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:47

...how?

KASHMIR_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:54

was being sarcastic. op thinks his life is ****** because f a minor Freudian slip

lovej4ever 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

UrNotFunny 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:59

win.

TrekkieGirl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:16

@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing. LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.

jamieboy11 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:43

lol

cbathinkofaname 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:16

Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?

racer337 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:16

That was a dumb thing to say, but if it's a 70 year old lady it probably doesn't matter that much.

gh3tt0cak3s 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:19

I think you should of went for it ; )

chikiitaaa 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:20

HAHAHAHA. old ladies r so horny.

Just_Me_143 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:21

glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet. Jk you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.' then enjoyed your night :)