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Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?
glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet.
you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.'
then enjoyed your night :)
you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!