What?

By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 029
You deserved it 7 433

Same thing different taste

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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

tatertot1127 0

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

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Astraea 0

what an asshole. Get over him, real fast!!

2, *70 year old woman, so it's a her. Did you even read the FML?

tatertot1127 0

that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

was being sarcastic. op thinks his life is ****** because f a minor Freudian slip

you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

TrekkieGirl 0

@ #5...I was just about to post the same thing. LMAO....this is ridiculous! I give the old lady credit for being confident enough to try and hit on you, but your response was just laughable.

Ohh badtimes! i'd do exsacly the same thing in that situation then think about all the things I could have said after! Ahh well, and who likes there men fast anyway? If you were ringing her then how did you know she was winking?

That was a dumb thing to say, but if it's a 70 year old lady it probably doesn't matter that much.

Just_Me_143 0

glad to know that you're finally comin out of the closet. Jk you could have added 'me too, except with women. I just loove fast women. you took out you're money sooo quickly.' then enjoyed your night :)